Walmart, the superstore where they sell everything you could ever want, and anyone is welcome. When they say anyone is welcome, they mean anyone. This is why you find some of the weirdest people in America shopping at the iconic retailer.
Over and above that, people also do some weird and wacky things, and luckily for us, there were photographers on hand to capture some of the antics. Here we take a look at the weirdest outfits and strangest things people have done in Walmart and try to make sense of why these things happened.
How To Go About Your Cereals Shopping
The moral of the story, if you eat Apple Jacks, you'll be as smoldering hot as this model... just kidding. But this is a model, and, judging by the fact that she's doing a shoot at Walmart, indicates that she hasn't quite made it big yet.
This could actually be a shoot for her portfolio, which she needs to join an agency. Maybe once she joins one, she'll land a gig in the Walmart clothing catalog one day. If she were smart, she would have bought one of the retailer's portable photo studios, including a background screen, lights, flashes, reflectors, and shades for outdoor shoots.
Dressed To Kill
No matter how weird or wonderful they look, we're pretty certain that every customer coming to Walmart always plans to look their best. Some of them actually pull it off in a "normal" fashion, like the lady in the picture, whose only flaw is that her dress might be a little tiny.
Her man friend doesn't seem to mind her flaunting it a bit. As a matter of fact, judging by his sugar daddy look, he probably encourages it, considering what it does for his status. We're not sure where she got her garment, but those shoes are available from Walmart.
Eat Your Veggies And Train Hard To Age Well
If you want to look this good when you're older, you'll need to do a lot more than following Hulk Hogan's advice of taking your vitamins and saying your prayers. For starters, you need to shop like she shops, in the vegetable aisle.
Walmart stocks up to 1,600 different organic products, making healthy eating easier. But to really get her gym bod, you can pick up an array of different gym products. These include mats, weights, benches, and even exercise bikes and treadmills. You can also pick up various multivitamins as well. But you'll need to do your prayers on your own.
If Wishes Were Horses
When you sell everything under the sun, even stores as large as some Walmarts aren't quite enough to show everything off. This why the retailer needs to optimize every bit of space it has, and sometimes that involved packing things a little high up.
For short people, that's a problem, but luckily this woman came prepared with some height-altering platform shoes that ensure she can always reach the top shelf. These platforms are the same as those worn by the previous woman in the tiny dress, which is available at Walmart. Wonder if this woman bought hers on the day because of struggling to reach the top shelf.
Ending Off A Night Out The Right Way
Judging by her attire, it's safe to say that this woman isn't picking up granola for breakfast. She looks like she spent the entire night out on the town club hopping and having a great old time. But she also looks fit and lean, like someone who eats smart.
Granola is renowned for reducing blood pressure and cholesterol while also providing roughage and fiber to keep you regular and keep your metabolism ticking. It also has properties that could help alleviate a hangover and is a staple in the fitness industry, with most trainers recommending it as the perfect breakfast.
Mommy Daughter Matching Day
It's every mother's dream to have a daughter she can wear matching outfits with. Okay, we may be reaching a little there, but after seeing the pic, there's no doubt that many mothers will go out looking for adorable matching outfits to wear with their babies.
There's one thing Walmart doesn't stock, and that's matching outfits. However, you may find clothing items of the same style and color in the different departments. There are also many baby items at the stores, such as diapers, toys, and food. But this mom isn't shopping for a baby at the moment. It looks like she's shopping for a party or something.
Looking Hot With Chocolate
Still trying out for the Walmart clothing catalog, our friendly Walmart model seems to have found a more alluring product shot to make her portfolio smoldering hot. That product is chocolate, and she's looking hot with it. But were you aware of Chocolate's Health benefit?
Dark chocolate is the most beneficial of all, and is stuffed with antioxidants, and has also been found to lower blood pressure and improve cholesterol, which can reduce the risk of heart disease. This model is likely to pick some up for herself to have after her hard days posing.
Hold That Monkey!
Only service pets are allowed into Walmart stores unless you have a lenient manager and have a meeting with them to approve you entering the store with your pet. However, he'll only approve if you're really desperate and can't leave it at home or have an emotional attachment to it and need to carry it.
This woman could have a combination of these things since leaving a Marmoset at home alone could be disastrous because of their destructive nature. Or she could be so smitten with her monkey that she couldn't leave it behind. She clearly doesn't need it as a hair accessory; she already has one of those.
Picking Up Milk On The Way Home
When it comes to weddings, Walmart has you covered. From photo development to online gift registries, newlyweds can do it all at the superstore. But what you can also do is just some regular grocery shopping, which it seems this new bride is getting a head start on.
Her bridesmaid has also remained loyal, sticking around to do her duties despite the ceremony long since being over. Mind you; this shopping may not be for the house. It can actually be for the honeymoon, which could require some self-service, especially since all honeymoons don't take place at five-star hotels.
Did Halloween Come Early?
Now we know Walmart attracts many strange customers, a lot of whom will be featured in this story. But this couple takes one of the big cakes. They're wearing so many accessories they may as well be the accessory section of this Walmart store. Perhaps Halloween came early for them.
It already looks like they've bought out that entire section, which leads us to another question: If they were to wear some of the store's items, would security be able to stop them. It would be hard to differentiate between which chains, pearls, and bracelets are theirs and what belongs in the store. But we're sure they don't go to stores to shoplift.
Judge Dread(lock) In The House
From Bob Marley to the Weeknd, Zach De La Rocha, and Jonathan Davis, these are just some of the most iconic musicians who have dreadlocks. But none of them compare to the one this Walmart customer is carrying on his head.
While it looks like a beaver tail, it's a pretty neat achievement that he has it at all, especially considering the patience he had to show waiting for it to grow. His hair would have had to be this long before he started turning it into one huge dreadlock. Luckily for him, there are both hair growth and deadlock care and creation products at Walmart.
A Cold-Blooded Hair Accessory
Hair accessories? You'll find plenty of that at Walmart. From pins to hair ties, clips, clamps, and hair slides, there are a plethora of items to keep your hair in place at the retailer, and they won't cost you much to get them.
So why oh why does this girl insist on keeping a lizard on her head? It's not like they make for great pets anyway since they don't form emotional bonds. They don't even like being petted, which is why this guy is on his owner's head so that he's out of reach from her pesky petting hands.
Driving Miss Lazy
Walmart stores are huge and have an average size of 105,000 square feet. That's a lot of ground to cover on foot, and even the fit and strong have been tired out by a trip to the megastore. It's even worse for the large amount of elderly and disabled people who shop at the establishment.
This is why all stores have a fleet of motorized carts, to make the shopping trip less strenuous for those needy people. But that doesn't mean it's only the needy using them. The staff doesn't ask any questions, and any lazy shopper can just feign disability and get one.
Quit Monkeying Around
Why is that lady trying so desperately hard to hide that monkey away? She even went as far as using a black and white striped blanket to camouflage it. She must know that Walmart has a no animals policy in their stores, but didn't want to leave her precious at home.
Walmart isn't entirely anti-animal, though, and does allow service animals trained to aid persons with disabilities. But that isn't a service animal, although it is pretty smart. That monkey is known as a Capuchin. They're intelligent and love shiny things, and also have a penchant for kleptomania. Wait, hang on... why is she hiding that monkey again?
Boyz 'N The Walmart
If you want to be a gangster like the ones in films like Menace II Society and Don't Be A Menace To South Central, While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, there's a dress code. Your pants need to be baggy and saggy so that you can see your underwear, while your shirts need to be oversized.
It's unclear what this guy is thinking, but he's not a gangster. Instead, he looks like a guy who just got out of bed and came to the store in his PJs. If he wants to be a gangster, Walmart has everything he needs, including the underwear and oversized T-shirt to make his gangster game legit.
Still Keeping It Party In The Back
This guy really couldn't handle his hair loss. It appears that going bald hit him hard, and he is desperately trying to hold onto whatever hair he has left, most likely as a reminder of his party days when he was still in college.
But he has other options. One of those is getting a wig, with Walmart offering options such as Star Trek's Dr. Spock, Guns n Roses singer Axl Rose, and Kiss bassist and singer Gene Simmons. Alternatively, he could try one of the hair growth products in the hair products department. It's not like he has anything to lose in any case.
You Desperately Need New Shoes
Maybe, just maybe, this woman likes the idea of turning old sneakers into slippers. But every other logical scenario dictates that this woman needs a new pair of shoes. Luckily for her, she's in a store that stocks an array of comfortable and affordable footwear.
They stock everything from Nike to Asics, Fila, and even Brooks, with prices ranging from $42 to $217. Prices vary based on brand, the quality level of the shoe, and style. But for this woman, all it needs to do is cover those toes completely and leave about a thumb space at the front of the shoes so that her toes don't get crushed.
Keeping The Dogs In Check
We're not sure when Walmart got lenient with there no pets rule, but this woman is getting away with murder over here. Management must have felt sorry for her since she probably couldn't leave these little critters home while she shops.
Of course, a dog sitter was another option, although a costly one just for a trip to the store. At least she is trying to keep them under control by putting them in the shopping cart. Some Walmart managers can also apply different policies regarding pets, as per the "per manager" policy the company has in place. This woman would've had to see the manager first.
The Original Harley Quinn
It appears that in the advent of the comic book blockbusters, we have seen the rise of an unlikely favorite anti-hero who has risen from obscurity to become a leading character. That character is called Harley Quinn, and despite her criminal ways, it has become a favorite for cosplayers and Halloween costumes.
Walmart has an array of Harley Quinn costumes in stock. They range from the Margot Robbie movie costume from Suicide Squad and Birds Of Prey to the classic harlequin style costume she is famous for in the original Batman Comics. The character is set for a return o the big screen in the upcoming film The Suicide Squad.
Meat My Homies, We're Just Chilling
At Walmart, anything goes, and you shouldn't even be surprised if you run into someone sleeping in the bed's department or just chilling in the meat cooler. That is one way to deal with the heat on a hot day while also reserving the meat you want.
It's understandable since Walmart has gone from having one of the worst meat qualities in 2018 when they ranked at number 67 of 68 retailers in food quality. But more recently, they were ranked number one in the Progressive Grocer annual ranking of food and consumables retailers. Not bad for a place that specializes in tech, outdoor, and everything except food.
This Guy Clearly Has All Day
We don't think this guy is in any rush to get his shopping done, especially no with a turtle on a leash. Plus, is that even legal, and did he speak to the manager about having his pet in the store? There's a lot of gray area about turtles, but we know they need to live comfortably.
What is a given though, is that you'll find everything they need at Walmart. This includes a tank with a body of water to bathe in and other items that mimic a turtle's natural habitat. Come to think of it; maybe this is why he has a turtle at Walmart with him.
Bonded For Life
Another person taking advantage of a good-hearted Walmart manager who is willing to flog the company's no-pets rule. He must have made a really compelling argument since the most common thing considered by the manager is the kind of pet it is and whether you could've left it at home.
Another major factor is whether they provide emotional support, which could be the case with the ferret. They are playful animals that develop attachments to their owners to the point that they won't leave their side. That's actually great for staff since the ferret won't run around breaking things in the store.
Looking At The Bright Side Of Life
Looking at her dress sense, you can tell that this woman likes bugs, teddy bears, and bright colors. But we doubt she found any of the accessories she's wearing at Walmart. This is despite the superstore having an extensive women's accessories section.
It has everything from sunglasses to bracelets, scarves, hats, and bandanas. However, the only bug themes at the retailer are in the children's section and the pesticides section, but she could find a tie-dyed top she may like, and there is an abundance of denim shorts and colorful shoes. There's also an abundance of teddy bears if she wants to add to her collection.
Growing Old With You
It's a little known fact that the longer couples are together, the more comfortable they become with each other. To a point where they start finishing each other's sentences, knowing things without asking, and even wearing each other's clothing. At least that last one goes for this couple.
While seeing this kind of thing is pretty normal at Walmart, what's interesting is how the woman looks perfectly normal in jeans and a T-shirt. Meanwhile, the man sticks out like a sore thumb with the leggings sticking out through his denim shorts. His bald spot is the only thing telling us he's not a woman.
C'mon, Dude; I Have A World To Save!
Yes, we know, some of the most eccentric people go shopping at Walmart, but Captain America surely takes the cake. We mean, surely, he has some people to save and can get Peggy to pick up the groceries at Walmart.
But Jokes aside, that's a pretty impressive suit this guy is wearing, and it's one you can't get at Walmart. It has a face mask that resembles Chris Evans, who played Cap in the MCU films, and despite all the various marvel costumes at Walmart, none of them have that feature. So if this guy didn't just buy the suite in store, it means he dresses like this at home.
This Bride Is Forgetting Something
In a world where everything is digital, especially wedding photography, it's great to know that you can still print photos in celluloid at Walmart, just like the good old days. All you have to do is create an account on the Walmart Digital Photo Center via the Walmart.com photo site.
That's what this bride and groom have done, and this is them printing photos. She will be wearing the same veil in those pics in this photo, which she probably forgot to take off because she has a wedding day hangover. What's baffling is that her new husband hasn't told her that she's still wearing it.
Don't Wake My Baby!
One of the greatest conveniences Walmart offered was having certain stores operate 24-hours a day. That allowed customers to come at any hour of the day or night that suited them. This meant mothers like this could first get the baby to sleep and head to the superstore for some shopping.
The key was keeping the baby asleep during the shopping trip, which means some stern warnings for any old ladies looking to pinch some cheeks. But alas, due to COVID-19, Walmart had to slash the opening times at all their stores, and in November 2020, store times were updated to be from 7 am to 11 pm.
Why Would You Keep Those Jeans?
Of course, a fashion statement is a fashion statement, and distressed jeans are just that. But how distressed can a pair of denim pants be before they actually just called broken and need to be thrown away? These jeans are a case in point.
Maybe the customer has been planning to throw them away for a while and just kept forgetting, so they wore them to Walmart as a reminder that she needed a new pair. There are some decent distressed replacement options at the superstore, from tastefully ripped pairs to pairs with large rips at the knees and daring options with rips in the thigh region.
The All-Seeing Eye
While facial tattoos have become more prominent with high profile celebrities like Post Malone, Lil Wayne, and Travis Barker sporting them, none are more symbolic than this one, which is literally an eye behind this guy's head.
Can you imagine how scared the children must be of him at family gatherings? They would never make faces behind him. We also wonder if it hurt having the back of his head tattooed and if hair still grows where the tattoo is. Walmart has an array of tattoo-related products, from tattoo ink for real tattoo artists to temporary tattoos and sleeves.
Legs Made For Modeling
We're pretty certain that if the model from image one were to see this guy, she would be extremely jealous. This guy has legs most models would be proud of, and it looks like he isn't scared to show them off either, even rocking a crop top and a pair of platform heels.
But being that tall also means that everything is short, whether he's wearing long pants or what would normally be regarded as a mini skirt. Thankfully for him, nobody stares at Walmart because everyone is used to more extravagant oddballs checking out their shopping.
Power Napping Before The Second Half
As previously discussed, Walmart stores are huge, and shopping around can be tiring, especially for someone on the weighty side. At least this guy was honest about being able-bodied and didn't lie for a motorized cart, although he's paying for it now and desperately needed to take a breather.
While sleeping in a Walmart store is against store policy, sleeping in the parking lot is okay. But only if you're an RV owner, and it's actually in the parking lot. Road trippers can ask management for permission to overnight in the parking lot of certain Walmart stores'. Just note that this service is not available at all Walmarts.
Just Leave Me Be
Having finished your shopping, it's okay to take a breather after traipsing along in that giant store for hours. But to take a nap outside the store is not just ludicrous but dangerous: Someone could actually steal your groceries while you're dosing out there.
Maybe this person is waiting for a lift, or even an Uber, and has to wait a while because there's a shortage of Uber XL cabs. No, not because of their size, but because of all the groceries she has. We wonder if they know Walmart will deliver her groceries and they can get a regular Uber to be home in time for the delivery.
A Record-Breaking Number Of Hair Ties
Remember our dreadlocked friend from earlier? This is how long his hair must've been when he started dreadlocking it. But while this hair is pretty long, it's not the longest in the world. That title belongs to Chinese woman Xie Qiuping.
Her hair measured in at an almost impossible 18 feet and five inches, and when they measured it in 2004, it had been growing since 1973. That doesn't mean the woman in the picture can't go for that record, and with some hair growth product from Walmart, she can. We do wonder how many hair ties she has on her hair. That has to be some kind of record.
Cupid Spreading The Love
Some guy shopping in Walmart dressed as Cupid? It must be Valentine's Day. What fascinating is that despite Valentine's day and Cupid being paired together in modern times, the two actually have nothing to do with each other. The only thing they have in common is a love theme and the Roman Empire.
Valentine's day is about a Roman priest who was imprisoned for doing marriage ceremonies for soldiers forbidden to marry and then had an affair with his jailer, who he sent letters signed "your Valentine." Meanwhile, Cupid is a deity of Roman times and the son of Venus, goddess of love, and Mars, the god of war.
Shopping After Bed Time
For a long time in 2020, Walmart operated from 7 am to 8:30 pm due to COVID-19 restrictions. But in November 2020, the superstore announced that they were extending their opening times, and now operate from 7 am to 11 pm. This is the closest they came to being back at their 24-hour operating times from some of their stores.
What this did allow was for late-night shoppers to return to their natural habits. This also allowed people who couldn't fit in their shopping during the day to do it at night. Another thing that you'll see a lot more of is people shopping in their onesies.
Come As You Are
Always remember every customer in Walmart, no matter how strangely dressed, left home for the superstore looking their best. While the retailer, like Nirvana's Kurt Cobain, wants their customers to come as they are, they are not the same with their staff.
For years Walmart had a strict policy regarding staff dress code: brown khaki pants, plain colored shirts, and branded waistcoats. But they have loosened up in recent years, and in 2018 changed their dress code, particularly for staff with physically demanding roles, who can now wear blue jeans and a solid-colored shirt/T-shirt of their choice.
The Superman Lovers
With all the superheroes and villains who have made an appearance in the story, we couldn't let it go without including everyone's favorite son of Crypton. As with every other superhero, Superman costumes can be bought at Walmart. But the Man Of Steel love affair doesn't end there.
Besides costumes, you can also pick up some classic comic books, action figures, and various other accessories. It's like heaven for comic book nerds or Superman superfans like Shaquille O'Neal, who has an entire mansion dedicated to Superman. He also has a host of paraphernalia and has a Superman logo tattoo as well.
It's All Going According To Plan
It's all going smoothly right. You're going to save on that babysitter's fee and add those funds to your shopping spree. All you have to do is put the baby into the stroller, and everything is sorted out. That's, of course, until you get to the store.
Then you discovered that you need to use a shopping cart for the groceries, and you can't push that and the pram together. It's too much of a mission to go back to the car to drop the stroller, so... like the genius mom you are, you put it into the shopping cart... problem solved.